A Bit Of Fun

 

	Charles Bingley is renting a house in Hertfordshire!
	Mrs. Bennet became a fan of Charles Bingley.
	Kitty Bennet can't stop coughing!!!
	Charles Bingley is now friends with Mr. Bennet and Sir William Lucas.
	11 of your friends are attending Assembly at Meryton.
	Fitzwilliam Darcy is dreading this evening.
	Charles Bingley and Jane Bennet are now friends.
	Elizabeth Bennet is not handsome enough to tempt a certain gentleman. Ha!
	Mrs. Bennet had a most delightful evening!
	Mr. Bennet wishes that Mr. Bingley had sprained his ankle in the first dance.
	Elizabeth Bennet promises never to dance with Mr. Darcy.
	Fitzwilliam Darcy became a fan of Fine Eyes.
	Caroline Bingley is all astonishment.
	Lydia Bennet became a fan of Officers.
	Kitty Bennet became a fan of Officers.
	Caroline Bingley tagged Jane Bennet in her note Visit us at Netherfield.
	Jane Bennet finds herself very unwell. :(
	Elizabeth Bennet is going to stay at Netherfield with Jane.
	Louisa Hurst saw Elizabeth Bennet's petticoat and is absolutely certain it was six inches deep in mud.
	Elizabeth Bennet is improving her mind by extensive reading.
	Charles Bingley created an event: Ball at Netherfield.
	Fitzwilliam Darcy is writing to Georgiana.
	Caroline Bingley has suggestions for Mr. Darcy's domestic felicity.
	Elizabeth Bennet and Caroline Bingley are attending the event Take a Turn about the Room.
	Fitzwilliam Darcy feels the danger of paying Elizabeth too much attention.
	Elizabeth Bennet is back at home. Thank goodness!
	William Collins tagged 7 of your friends in his note I Propose Myself the Satisfaction of Waiting on You and Your Family.
	Lydia Bennet does NOT feel like listening to Fordyce's Sermons.
	William Collins is paying his attentions to Jane Bennet.
	William Collins is paying his attentions to Elizabeth Bennet.
	Fitzwilliam Darcy is not pleased to see Wickham in town.
	Elizabeth Bennet and George Wickham are now friends.
	George Wickham told Elizabeth Bennet about Mr. Darcy's evil deeds. ;-)
	15 of your friends are attending Ball at Netherfield.
	Fitzwilliam Darcy is dancing with Elizabeth Bennet.
	Elizabeth Bennet is trying to make out Mr. Darcy's character and does not get on at all.
	William Collins has been "rejected" by an elegant female.
	Mrs. Bennet is all in an uproar.
	Caroline Bingley tagged Jane Bennet in her note We're Leaving.
	Jane Bennet is in London.
	Mrs. Gardiner is visiting Hertfordshire with her husband.
	Charlotte Lucas and William Collins are now married.
	Elizabeth Bennet is at Hunsford visiting Mr. & Mrs. Collins.
	Elizabeth Bennet thought that the pigs were got into the garden, but it was only Lady Catherine and her daughter.
	Lady Catherine de Bourgh thinks that Miss Elizabeth Bennet gives her opinion very decidedly for so young a person.
	Elizabeth Bennet and Colonel Fitzwilliam are now friends.
	Fitzwilliam Darcy is not afraid of Elizabeth Bennet. Well, maybe a little.
	Elizabeth Bennet does not perform to strangers.
	Charlotte Collins thinks she knows why Mr. Darcy visits so often.
	Colonel Fitzwilliam wishes he weren't a younger son.
	Elizabeth Bennet is furious at Mr. Darcy for separating Bingley and her sister.
	Fitzwilliam Darcy is proposing to Elizabeth Bennet. It is not going well. :-/
	Elizabeth Bennet is ??!!
	Fitzwilliam Darcy tagged Elizabeth Bennet in his note My Character Requires This to be Written and Read.
	Elizabeth Bennet realizes that she never knew herself until this moment.
	Elizabeth Bennet has much to conceal when she goes home.
	Lydia Bennet is glad that Wickham isn't going to marry Mary King, that nasty freckled thing.
	Lydia Bennet and Kitty Bennet joined the group 1,000,000 Strong Against the Officers Leaving Meryton! {join!}
	Lydia Bennet is going to Brighton with Colonel & Mrs. Forster!!!!1!
	Elizabeth Bennet, Edward Gardiner, and Mrs. Gardiner are attending Trip to Derbyshire.
	Elizabeth Bennet became a fan of Pemberley.
	Fitzwilliam Darcy is surprised and hopeful.
	Elizabeth Bennet and Georgiana Darcy are now friends.
	Lydia Bennet and George Wickham are in a relationship.
	Jane Bennet tagged Elizabeth Bennet in her note Bad News About Lydia.
	Elizabeth Bennet is rushing home.
	Fitzwilliam Darcy is determined to find Wickham.
	Mrs. Bennet joined the group Widows of Men Killed in Duels.
	Mary Bennet is consoling herself with moral extractions from the evil before her.
	Mr. Bennet is back home and feeling guilty... but it will pass away soon enough.
	Mrs. Bennet left the group Widows of Men Killed in Duels.
	Edward Gardiner tagged Mr. Bennet in his note They're not Married, but They Will Be.
	Mrs. Bennet is in raptures!
	Lydia Bennet and George Wickham are now married.
	Mrs. Gardiner tagged Elizabeth Bennet in her note Yes, Mr. Darcy Arranged Everything (and I think he likes you).
	Charles Bingley is back in Hertfordshire with Darcy.
	Jane Bennet and Charles Bingley are now engaged.
	Lady Catherine de Bourgh is in Hertfordshire.
	Elizabeth Bennet has been insulted in every possible method.
	Lady Catherine de Bourgh is most seriously displeased.
	William Collins tagged Mr. Bennet in his note Lady Catherine is Most Seriously Displeased.
	Elizabeth Bennet is excessively diverted.
	Fitzwilliam Darcy never thought to be made happy by a talk with his aunt!
	Elizabeth Bennet and Fitzwilliam Darcy are now engaged.
	Elizabeth Bennet and Fitzwilliam Darcy are now married.
	Jane Bennet and Charles Bingley are now married.
	Fitzwilliam Darcy rather enjoys being the object of open pleasantry.
	Mrs. Bennet KNEW that single men with good fortunes would want wives.

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by DeeDee Baldwin 
inspired by Sarah Schmelling's Hamlet (Facebook News Feed Edition) 

Yes, the news feed should go in reverse, but this makes for easier reading. :)